More Haikus

written 1999

There once was a man, Jeffery Gene,
who kept his yard nice and clean.
He loved his dear wife,
Who____________(brightened, threatened, or muddled) his life:
That charming young man, Jeffery Gene!

There once was a woman, PJ
who went to the store one day
she bought this and that
Fed it all to the cat
now what will her dear husband say?